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Florida of the Day: Carole Baskin’s “Hey, all you cool cats and kittens!” masks

You can now buy masks from Big Cat Rescue (yes, it’s here in Tampa, and yes, I’ve been there) featuring Carole Baskin’s catch phrase, “Hey, all you cool cats and kittens!” online. Sardine oil not...

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This T-shirt has a whole new meaning these days

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Now that’s just cruel.

It’s also misspelled. Thanks to Dawn Allison Brown for the find! The post Now that’s just cruel. appeared first on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century.

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The essential workers of the 19th century

Actually, a lot of stuff about the Pony Express has been exaggerated and romanticized — but it’s still interesting stuff. The post The essential workers of the 19th century appeared first on The...

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Today, I learned that some people peel their hot dogs…

…and I’m different now. (Seriously, hot dog peeler — who hurt you?!) The post Today, I learned that some people peel their hot dogs… appeared first on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st...

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The government’s plan to reopen the economy

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Finally, the perfect cat for all those physics problems!

If you took early undergrad-level physics, you probably remember that many of these problems included necessary simplifications, including massless, frictionless pulleys and massless ropes that didn’t...

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It’s been a pretty racist week

This is just a reminder that all these stories took place just this week: In case you were wondering, this is how white people who don’t have their own army call in a drone strike: When called out by...

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From my “drafts” folder — Dr. Oz, Ghoul

I was working on a quick post about that snake oil-peddling ghoul “Dr. Oz,” but then had better things to do. Still, I thought that this image shouldn’t go to waste. Enjoy! The post From my “drafts”...

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The 2020 remake of “They Live”

In case you’re not familiar with this classic, here’s a synopsis. The post The 2020 remake of “They Live” appeared first on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century.

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“You maniacs! You reopened it up! Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!”

Thanks to Ted Brunt for the find! The post “You maniacs! You reopened it up! Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!” appeared first on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century.

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From my “drafts” folder — “Office Calling”

Here’s another image I meant to post — waaaay back around mid-March, when we’d all moved to our home offices, and about three weeks before the layoff. In case you’re not familiar with it, it’s an...

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Your move, UPS

I’ve been expecting a package from Amazon that UPS was supposed to deliver on Wednesday. It didn’t arrive on the appointed date, and when I checked the order status, the first lie appeared: Wednesday,...

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I thought only “shithole countries” arrested journalists without cause

Pictured above is CNN reporter Oscar Jimenez, back on the job after being arrested without being given a reason by while covering the protests sparked by the Minneapolis police killing of George...

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All right, who left the intern in charge of the simulation?

The “Monkeys in India stole the coronavirus blood samples” news story is just one more data point for Elon Musk’s pet theory that we’re living in a simulation. It’s my theory that whoever was running...

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Your move, UPS (part 2)

UPS says that they attempted a delivery at 9:06 p.m. this evening… …and this is what my front door camera says: Tap the image to see it at full size. One of us is mistaken, and I have evidence. Did you...

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Accordion comic of the day

In case you’re wondering: Yes, I’ve taken the accordion out camping — and to Burning Man as well. Thanks to Austin Ziegler for the find! The post Accordion comic of the day appeared first on The...

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Local heroes: Health Mutt and their community pet pantry, a food bank for...

Tap the photo to see it at full size. If you’re in Seminole Heights and if you’re in a situation where you might not be able to afford pet food, Health Mutt on the corner of Central and Hanna has set...

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You were SO close, UPS… (“Your move, UPS” part 3)

After claiming to have attempted delivery to our house twice — claims invalidated our front door camera — things were looking up. Yesterday, I got a call at 12:29 (as recorded on my phone’s call log)...

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All of this reminds me of a Bible story…

And in case you’re not familiar with that story, I’ll let Wikipedia do the explaining in plain English. For those of you who want something closer to the source material, you can consult the Bible in...

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